I have been in love with Steven Bauer ever since my local PBS station showed his early sitcom "Que Paso, USA?". I still can't believe Melanie Griffith got both him AND Antonio Banderas, cunt. Anyone know anything about his personal life? I watched a bunch of his movies - here's a cap from "Thief of Hearts" (1984) which I believe is showing his dick. Has he ever been nude in any other films?

Here are a few more caps from "Thief of Hearts", including his side butt. He's so gorgeous!

He did some weird ass movie with Christopher Walken and Anne Heche in the 90's and if I remember correctly he presented his ass to be fucked by Walken.

He was so pretty two decades ago.

Wasn't he in the Kike Camarena Story some years ago?

He had quite the rocky career.

His brother Eddie did much better.

Didn't his brother cheat on his wife Maureen with Lillian something or other?

He's still working. Saw him on the medical drama series "Night Shift" recently. He's gained quite a bit of weight and is of course much older, but i recognized him.

R8 that took me a minute, I’m embarrassed to say (but it IS late). I know him only from Scarface.

Unfortunately, neither of his sons inherited his good looks.

The oldest, Alexander, his son with Melanie Griffith is OK looking, but nothing to get excited about.

The youngest, Dylan, is downright odd looking, and apparently a total New Age freak.

Get a load of this kid.

R12 = gayface meets trans face

The father dropped his original Cuban name to get into the movies. But the son continues the charade by using his father's fake surname.

Wasn’t he dating an 18 year old girl a few years back?

I went to high school with him and he was a very nice guy. I knew his younger brother better than him. In college, I saw him in a local production in Miami of the Rocky Horror Picture show (as Rocky) and he looked fantastic.

Wait. Melanie Griffith has a son?

I loved Steven Bauer around 1985/86, endlessly fapped to Thief of Hearts (loved the movie anyway, not just for him). Wish he would’ve made a bigger splash. Saw him recently in Better Call Saul, he still looks good, just older & thicker. Yes he did date a (senator’s?) teen daughter recently. Yikes!

[quote]I have been in love with Steven Bauer ever since my local PBS station showed his early sitcom "Que Paso, USA

I watched that on some random local channel, too. He was gorgeous. Older now and fatter, but so are a lot of people. What makes him detestable to me is that he was a Trump supporter.

[quote]The oldest, Alexander, his son with Melanie Griffith is OK looking, but nothing to get excited about.

I agree. Alexander is like a less handsome Edgar Ramirez.

[quote] I still can't believe Melanie Griffith got both him AND Antonio Banderas, cunt.

She got him, Banderas and Don Johnson in their prime!

Didn't Mel go after Ryan O'Neil as a teenager?

For better or worse he was right when he said he changed his name after ¿Qué Pasa, USA? because otherwise he would have been stuck playing stereotyped Hispanic roles.

So he dropped his Cuban name for a German surname meaning "peasant" or "farmer".

I'm sure this is an unpopular opinion, but: he gave a better performance in Scarface than Al Pacino, who was nothing but a big slab of overcooked ham on screen.

[quote]Didn't Mel go after Ryan O'Neil as a teenager?

According to Tatum O'Neal, yes; when Melanie was 18 she was sleeping with Ryan.

Man, I wore my parents' VCR out trying to freeze-frame that Thief of Hearts scene to see his dick.

He was awesome in Ray Donovan

He was gorgeous and had such amazing charisma. He was never able to deliver on the promise he showed in Scarface and Thief of Hearts, but those were two iconic '80s films for me, and were played endlessly on my VHS machine.

I think he developed a drug addiction that derailed his career.

[quote] The father dropped his original Cuban name to get into the movies. But the son continues the charade by using his father's fake surname.

That’s crazy.

Is he a drunk? He's way too young to have destroyed his looks like he did. He was beautiful in ¿Qué Pasa, USA?

As a gayling in the 80s, I used to watch that on cable just to see the millisecond of a naked Bauer and to dance to this Melissa Manchester/Giorgio Moroder classic.

I really wish Thief of Hearts would get a Blu-Ray release. The DVD is out of print.

He had a great line in SCARFACE after some blonde he's flirting with gives him the brush off: "Beetch! Lezbeeon!" Still makes me laugh.

Also appeared in BREAKING BAD as a Mexican drug czar.

He had a smoldering quality in the '80s

He really did steal scenes from Pacino in Scarface, which was no small feat considering -- as r23 said -- Pacino was hamming it up and playing to the back row. His laid-back, sensitive portrayal of Manny was a nice contrast to Pacino's over-the-top portrayal of Tony.

He was so charming in Scarface, too. He had great chemistry with Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio and their love story in the film was touching and tragic.

Not nearly as erotic as Bert Bauer’s cock on Guiding Light.

He played an Israeli in Sword of Gideon and was really good in it.

[quote]The father dropped his original Cuban name to get into the movies. But the son continues the charade by using his father's fake surname.

Umm ... that's pretty much standard practice. See: Michael Douglas, Marlo and Tony Thomas, all of John Wayne's kids, Cary Grant's daughter, et. al. How else would nepotism work?

[quote] Umm ... that's pretty much standard practice. …. How else would nepotism work?

Well, I think it's pathetic and shallow.

[quote] He did some weird ass movie with Christopher Walken and Anne Heche in the 90's and if I remember correctly he presented his ass to be fucked by Walken.

I agree, that was a weird movie. I did enjoy that scene of him fucking Anne Heche on the kitchen countertop. That scene was sleazy yet hot at the same time. In fact, that entire movie could’ve easily been one of those soft core porn flicks played on HBO or Cinemax back in the day.

He was stunningly handsome way back when.

I read somewhere that Alexander, his son with Melanie, is learning disabled.

Totally agree with OP - Steven Bauer was insanely hot when he was young. Thief of Hearts MUST MUST be released on blu-ray in the UNRATED version (not seen since the laserdisc days) which has a little extra skin. This is a holy grail for me. The movie is beyond awful but Steven is so gorgeous in it. In the 90s he made a bunch of your classic straight-to-video softcore thrillers. I bought all of them on VHS and rubbed it out to him dozens of time. Gorgeous ass and body. Beautiful face.

[quote]Wasn't he in the Kike Camarena Story some years ago?

Yes! I was going to say this and am surprised only one person mentioned it, he played DEA Agent, Kiki Camarena. I think he’s killed by Benicio Del Toro.

Bauer is from his German Jewish Mother’s side. That doesn’t mean he is some kind of sellout or fraud using his mothers name.

Bauer is a take-charge daddy.

[quote]Thief of Hearts MUST MUST be released on blu-ray in the UNRATED version (not seen since the laserdisc days) which has a little extra skin.

I take it this is the extra skin you're referring to . . .

I love him in Breaking Bad and Better Call Saul

They need to caption Que Pasa USA

[quote] I wore my parents' VCR out trying to freeze-frame that Thief of Hearts scene to see his dick.

[quote] I used to watch that on cable just to see the millisecond of a naked Bauer

Add me to the list who recorded that scene on VHS so I could pause it and go back to see if I could get a better image of his cock!

But the scene that always made me cum is the sailboat scene where he seduces the main Frau by slowly and methodically rubbing sunscreen all over his chest and belly. 🍆 💦

He was never built enough. He obviously spent not one day in the gym.

He was (and remains) hot!

R40 The film is Wild Side (1995)

Check out that VPL at R34! Dude is definitely HUNG.

R51, his body looked fantastic back then—who the hell would kick him out of bed for not being “built enough”? I’d love to just be that slim.

He had a great ass in Scarface.

r58 He looks like Anthony Bourdain!

R58 - at least he's still got a nice head of hair.

that photo is so wrong unless he got cancer recently.

That chest, those eyes...

[quote] She got him, Banderas and Don Johnson in their prime!

She is one lucky b*tch!

The smile on Melanie’s face in the photo…knowing her pussy is going to take a heavy pounding from this stud that evening!

He is (or was) a drunk. That and too much sun do that to a person.

R66 … and he had the extra burden of a problem child and a problem wife

I'm sure he and Melanie did some premium coke together.

I'm sure he and Melanie did some premium cock together.

I think Melanie has paid for at least one of his rehab trips and helped him out financially.

Some men can be smoking hot then hit a wall going 90 . Steven hit it twice. My god theres literally nothing left of the once smoldering hot man.

[quote] I read somewhere that Alexander, his son with Melanie, is learning disabled.

Or maybe he just talked like Melanie and was misdiagnosed?

I would still sleep with him just so I could say I did

He's still got that large Cuban sausage!

Damn, that picture of Bauer at R65. I thought he couldn't look any hotter but the facial hair kicks it up several notches.

Here he is a week or so ago.

Also he has an Instagram page and looks much healthier then the r58’s photo.

I enjoyed "Que Pasa USA." It was funny and a refreshing break from whatever else was playing on TV at the time. Good to know I wasn't the only one watching QPUSA

Yes, Melanie Griffith has had her share of good-looking men.

I think MG was a lot younger than 18 when Ryan O'Neal came into the picture. Ryan O'Neal seems like a scumbag, so I wouldn't put anything past him.

Martin Sheen's real name is Estevez. Charlie Sheen took the Hollywood name; Emilio took Estevez.

R76 Which one is Bauer since neither looks like him ?

Got to hand it to Melanie Griffith. She is on good terms with her exes and she seems to have good relationships with her children, including her stepchildren. She often posts about them on Instagram, including Jesse Johson, Don's son with Patti D'Arbanville.

He lost a lot of weight several years ago, which made him look gaunt and sickly. He's since put some weight back on.

After seeing Scarface for the first time, I got hooked and sought out his other movies. He was perfect at that time.

Woof ! That beard looked fantastic on him !

I think he and Melanie had bad drug habits when they were together. Maybe that contributed to their kid having issues.

Scarface, trying to pick up girls in the beach, IIRC.

R82

She is dressed like a schoolboy.

He is dressed like a Sex-God!

Thief of Hearts was one of my go-to jerk off movies as a horny teen. I must have watched it a hundred times on HBO. I probably knew every nude male scene in every HBO movie during my high school years. It's all we gay teens had before the internet.

[quote]Got to hand it to Melanie Griffith. She is on good terms with her exes and she seems to have good relationships with her children, including her stepchildren. She often posts about them on Instagram, including Jesse Johson, Don's son with Patti D'Arbanville.

Don does the same - posting pictures of Alexander with his kids from his current wife.

Eight years ago when he didn't look as busted, Melanie brought Steven as her plus one to a premiere.

IMO, the cuteness is still detectable at R89 's photo. He's just overweight. Still has got his hair, teeth and skin look good. Hasn't done any plastic surgery (like cough cough Melanie).

R89, He would be a smoking hot Daddy if he'd lose 40 pounds. His face has aged extremely well, as most Italians do.

He's not Italian. He's Cuban.

He’s Cuban and Jewish. He’s Jewtino.

Wouldn’t that make him Jewban, R94?

Melanie definitely has a type. Dark, swarthy, and hot.

Was Don Johnson dark, swarthy, and hot?

I believe Ryan was one of many of Melanie's early conquests.

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